Jesus

Jesus is the head of the Temp Gang. He is known for his brutality and no bullshit honesty. He is also a suspected homosexual, as his lackeys seem to question his relationship with Marvin. He is most famously known for his involvement in the 2024 Gang Wars.

Biography
Jesus was only 7 when he committed his first robbery. The bank teller believed it was one of the employees children. Jesus almost made off with $400,000 just to only be screwed over by the dye packs. “Fuck, n*gga gotta do what he gotta do in this life.” He’s been incarcerated for many altercations such as petty theft, shoplifting, assault, larceny, mugging, grand theft auto, and even attempted murder. “I’ve been in and out of jail, but, it has only made me harder.” “My boy thinks he a real cholo.” Jesus’s mother came with Jesus to America in hopes to escape gang life in Mexico. “On Mother’s Day, I gave a McDonalds breakfast and flowers to the streets. Because the streets raised me. Not my mom.” His street names are “Pumpkin”, “Christ”, “Manny”, and “Samson”. Despite Jesus’s reputation, he never has been in a gang. He just says he does. “Yeah, I’m with the hardest gang bangers in New York State. Nobody can fuck with me.” This is true, since nobody in jail can beat him up or rape him. Not even the strongest of them all. “His arms are so big and manly. I tried to eat him out but he beat the shit out of me.” O’Neil was one of the strongest men in the prison and has fell in love with Jesus during Jesus’s 21 year sentence. “Fuck outta here with that gay shit. I only fuck bitches and girls. My first girlfriend was 12 and I was 18. So you know I’m the straightest mofrika here.” In 2016, Jesus’s friend Antonio committed the greatest school massacre in the history of human violence. Jesus was saddened since his baby mama and child were victims in this massacre, causing him to go crazy. In 2019, Jesus attempted to assassinate President Obama. “I thought he was Trump. Aren’t all black people racist?” Jesus is now currently serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole.